Wait, is cash actually faster for you? I always figured the tap card was the quick way but honestly I used to be all in on tapping until I got double charged one month and had to call and fight it. Now I just keep exact change in my pocket and it's honestly less hassle than checking my statement every week. The inspectors thing makes sense too, they see the cash and know it's paid, no scanner weirdness.

Those slow leaks are sneaky because the oil burns off on the hot manifold or gets flung around while you drive, so nothing ever hits your driveway. Check the back of the engine and around the valve cover for dark greasy buildup, that's usually where it hides. Also pull your spark plugs, if one looks oily you found your leak.

That cheap fix probably helps more than any fancy kettle or gooseneck setup ever could. Weighing the beans too, not just the water, means you get the same cup every single time instead of guessing and hoping.