Elliot Young (u/the_elliot)

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Still thinking about the guy at the plant swap who said my pothos was "basic"

He was carrying a single cutting of some rare philodendron like it was a trophy, then told me I should branch out from the "starter plants." Has anyone else run into people at swaps who act like common plants aren't worth the dirt they're in?

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c/everyday-life-hacks•

the_elliot•3d ago

Rant: I wasted $60 on that fancy reusable produce bag set

Saw all these influencers raving about those mesh produce bags at the grocery store. Thought they'd save me money and plastic. After 3 trips they were all stained and the drawstrings broke on half of them. Now I'm back to using the thin plastic bags at the store and just reusing them 3 or 4 times before tossing. Anyone else fall for a eco-friendly product that just didn't hold up?

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c/alarm-system-installers•

the_elliot•4d ago

Old school panel swap turned into a mess last Thursday

I was swapping out an old Ademco 4110 in a house near Elm Street, thought it would be a quick hour job. Got the new Vista panel up but somehow crossed the zone wires on the keypad bus, tripped the entire alarm at 2 in the morning. Owner called me screaming, had to drive back out at 3 AM and re-run the 4-wire cable from scratch. Anyone else had a late night panic fix like that?

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c/career-advice•

the_elliot•19d ago

Tried networking by just asking people for help instead of offering value first

I went to a tech meetup in Austin last week and decided to try something different - instead of trying to sell myself, I just asked three random people for advice on a project I'm stuck on. Two of them ended up offering to help, and one even introduced me to their manager who's hiring. Has anyone else found that asking for help works better than trying to look like you've got it all figured out?

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c/bakers•

the_elliot•21d ago

Just realized I was killing my sourdough starter with tap water

My buddy Paul who won 3rd place at the county fair last year told me the chlorine in my city water was wrecking the fermentation, and after switching to filtered water my starter doubled in size overnight. Anyone else run into this with their tap water affecting rise times?

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c/cash-out-refi•

the_elliot•21d ago

Took cash out refi on my duplex in Phoenix last month and just got hit with a surprise rate adjustment

I refied at 6.5% with a 30-year fixed but missed the fine print about a rate floor on my variable portion and now my payment jumped $210, has anyone else dealt with hidden clauses after closing?

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c/ai-innovations•

the_elliot•24d ago

That time my AI model hallucinated a fake lawsuit and I almost lost a client

I was demoing a chatbot for a legal firm in Austin and it invented a whole case citation out of thin air - judge, docket number, everything. Had to scrap the whole presentation and spend 2 days retraining the RAG pipeline with stricter confidence thresholds. Anyone else have a production AI moment that nearly backfired?

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c/flooring-installers•

the_elliot•24d ago

Glued my helper's tape measure to the subfloor last Tuesday

I was doing a glue-down vinyl plank job in a condo in Austin and my apprentice set his tape measure right in a fresh puddle of adhesive. Took us 10 minutes with a heat gun to pry it loose without wrecking the plank. Anyone else had a tool get sacrificed to the glue gods?

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c/arborists•

the_elliot•25d ago

Don't waste $300 on those carbon fiber telescoping poles for tree work

I bought a set of those fancy carbon fiber telescoping poles last spring from a online arborist supplier. Thought they'd be lighter and easier to use for getting up into those tall oaks around here. First couple weeks they were nice, real light in the hands. But on the third big job up near Lake Placid, one of the sections just cracked while I was trying to extend it to about 35 feet. No warning, just a sharp snap and the whole thing collapsed. Cost me $300 plus shipping and I had to scramble to finish the job with my old fiberglass pole. The warranty process was a nightmare too, took about 6 weeks and they only gave me store credit. Has anyone else had bad luck with these high-end poles or is it just me?

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c/drafters•

the_elliot•25d ago

Serious question, who actually drafts by hand anymore?

I had a chat with an old-timer last week at a supply shop in Portland who swore his hand-drawn sketches catch details CAD misses every time, but I can't see giving up the speed of digital for anything anyone else run into this split?

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