That 1992 ladder safety VHS they made us watch every quarter was so boring I memorized the narrator's cough. But after hearing a similar story from an old timer who watched a guy slip, I get it now. They make the talks mind numbing on purpose so the one scary thing that actually gets through sticks for life. It's like a weird psychological trick wrapped in bad corporate training. What was the most boring safety talk you ever sat through that probably saved your skin later?