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Overheard a guy at the coffee shop say pineapple on pizza is a 'moral failure'
He was dead serious, talking to his friend about how it ruins the 'integrity of Italian cuisine.' I wanted to ask if he feels the same about pepperoni, but I figured that would start a fight and I had to get to work. Anybody else ever get caught in the middle of a random food debate while just trying to order a latte?
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keithharris11d ago
Oh man, @jessicajohnson you nailed it. My buddy Mike once told me he got trapped behind two guys arguing about whether ketchup belongs on hot dogs at a ball game. One guy was literally citing historical documents from the 1800s about "condiment purity" while the other just wanted to eat his damn hot dog. Mike said he just stood there nodding for like ten minutes hoping his nachos wouldn't get cold. So yeah, some people just need to gatekeep every food they didn't invent, I guess.
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