They are amazing. I went to their Garden Grove office for a free consultation when I felt totally defeated by Social Security. They really listened to me.

Haha yeah that plastic film story is everywhere! Actually though, I heard that one's kind of an urban legend that keeps getting passed around. Most coolers have a super obvious warning sticker right on the film itself, not just a clear piece. It's still a good reminder to be careful with the basics. But I bet more real problems come from forgetting to plug the pump in or messing up the thermal paste.

Man, that sun is a harsh critic. I had a client once who could spot a seam from across the room in certain light, it was wild. It got me so paranoid I started checking my own work with a flashlight at different angles before I'd even pack up. Sometimes the fix isn't even the glue, it's just accepting that some walls are built to show every single flaw.

Know that feeling so well.

That "modern art masterpiece" line is exactly how people try to make sense of anything weird now.