That "slipped into a copy" feeling is so real, I read a whole forum thread about highway glitches like that.

A lonely pork chop sounds like the start of a country song, but that kimchi fried rice idea is a solid save.

My neighbor topped his oak and now it looks like a giant broccoli.

700 pages for a book club is a war crime. My group would just meet to complain about how we're only on chapter three.