Perfect storm" is right, I had a day like that once where I found a mint condition turntable and a box of 70s rock albums for peanuts.

That sounds like a huge mess to clean up. Did you put the cold glass bowl straight into the hot oven, or was it maybe already scratched? Some older glass just can't handle the shock.

My buddy's foreman laughed at his duct tape fix for three years.

Open rates tank because a PDF menu is just a digital flyer. People delete it. The owner needs to put one human thing in the text of the email itself. A single line about why they picked this week's roast, or a funny thing that happened Tuesday. Makes it feel like a note from a person, not a spam bot.

Ugh, that's brutal. I once put a brand new battery in my car and then sold it for scrap like a month later because the transmission died. Felt like I paid a hundred bucks just to make the junkyard guy's day a little better.