Please - borrowing stuff from strangers always works out perfectly.

Can't believe you willingly drove a JK and actually liked it.

Hayden's Diner went from 3 eggs for $1.99 to $14.50 for some avocado toast that tastes like cardboard. I swear the home fries went from actual potato chunks to those sad little frozen cubes that taste like a freezer burn sample. And the butter? Man, that spray stuff is just yellow water with a splash of chemical fake flavor. The old owner probably spins in his grave every time someone orders the "artisan scramble" that costs as much as a whole tire rotation.

That peacock at Riverside has been doing that for months now, I saw it back in February when I took my son there. It's honestly kind of sad if you stop and watch it for a while, like the bird is just completely stuck in a loop. My cousin works at that zoo and she says the keepers tried covering the window but the peacock just moved to another reflective surface and started screaming there. Something about that specific bird just seems off, like it's either the most determined animal on the planet or the zoo is quietly hoping people find it entertaining enough to ignore how stressed it looks.

Addictive those electric ones are but three nights is brutal even by cheap gadget standards.