My old drill chuck was totally frozen last year. I gave it a few solid taps with a rubber mallet like @simong79 said and it came right loose, no mess. Why risk cleaning out all the good grease?

Seriously, it's just a lantern. @parker_harris14 had the same issue with overnight dampness. Water resistance isn't waterproof, so a heavy drizzle could wreck it. Arguing over bad luck vs. specs is pointless.

Seriously? Nodding and smiling is how good conversations die. Those table flipping arguments mean you actually care about the words, the story, the whole point of reading the thing. Passion about a book is a good thing, even if it gets loud. Walking away from that fight just means we all get boring takes and quiet rooms. I miss when people would actually yell about a chapter being wrong.

Yeah, and if water pools up, it's not just ugly. That moisture gets underneath and starts rotting the boards way faster than you'd think. Then you're looking at a full replacement instead of just a fix.

Skyler, you say that about everything though. Is it really that big of a deal?