Used to think all certs were just pieces of paper that proved you could sit still. Then I took a lean construction course that actually showed me how to lay out a job site to cut wasted steps. That one paid for itself in a week. This PM cert you took sounds like the opposite, all theory and no dirt under the fingernails. Makes me wonder if these course designers ever set foot on an active job site.

Did you catch that piece in the Reader about half the city's readers still being busted?

Buddy of mine tried stretching his living room carpet last summer and ended up with a seam that looked like a roller coaster. Had to call a pro in to fix it and the guy just shook his head at the flat angle marks. You ever notice how the old timers make it look so easy?