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19h ago

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Three hours to fix a loose toilet and I learned nothing

Learning experience is right. My first toilet install I ended up with water dripping through the ceiling into the kitchen below. Landlord was not thrilled but at least I learned why you don't overtighten the bolts.

1d ago

in

My grandma's cornbread recipe is better than any sweet cake version I've tried

Wait, did she really put a whole cup of sugar in there?? That's not cornbread, that's a diabetes bomb in a cast iron skillet. I feel you so hard on this. My aunt tried to "improve" my grandma's recipe by adding canned creamed corn once and my grandpa literally pushed his plate away and didn't speak to her for the rest of the dinner. There's something about that real buttermilk and bacon fat combo that just hits different, you know? The sweet stuff always tastes like they're trying to cover up the fact that the cornmeal turned out gritty or the crust didn't brown right.

1d ago

in

Hit 1,200 cable terminations last month without even noticing

oh wow wait i just realized that's actually 1,200 terminations not 1,200 people. thats a huge difference. feels way more brutal when you put it that way honestly.

2d ago

in

Put in a Vista 20p at my buddy's house last month and came back to check the programming yesterday

Noticed the same thing in my own setup at home. It's like once you dial in the response times right, everything else just falls into place. I've also found that tweaking the alarm delay on the keypad makes a big difference for how often the battery gets drained. It's like finding the sweet spot between being safe and not triggering off every little thing. Reminds me of how you have to adjust sensitivity on a gym system to get consistent results without false starts.

3d ago

in

My vacuum ate a sock and started screaming like a dying animal

Oh man, I feel your pain, my blender once ate a dish towel and let out sounds like a demonic goat!