Shoved behind the ice cream" is wild, I would've just given up after the second lap. That's the kind of stock shift that makes you wonder if someone's playing a prank on customers. Did you at least check the expiration date before buying it?

Youre not kidding about the murder scene part. I had greasy chicken juice on three different counters and somehow a piece of skin ended up stuck to the ceiling fan blade. I was finding little bits of cartilage in my hair later that night. 45 minutes of my life gone but the stock did turn out pretty good I guess.

Wait, @wright.taylor, you actually counted those tally marks by hand instead of using a clicker?

Is it really that deep though? It's just a free broken blender.

Heard a guy in a gym say a spotter cough can ruin a whole set, @wendy72.